How many times can I get my money in good and still lose?

I know that no one reads my blog (yet, hopefully), but maybe if i write about this, it'll help me vent.

How many times can i possibly get it all in good and get sucked out on?

I have ATstd in early position, so i limp... me and about 4 or 5 other people. The flop comes Ah9d6d... in other words, i flop the world. Any Ace, diamond, Ten, etc... and i'm a LOCK to win. So naturally I raise the only other bettor, and when he pushes, i call, sure that i'm ahead. He turns over Jd4d for NO pair, and the lower flush draw.

The turn - 4

The river - 4

Are you fucking kidding me? How the fuck does that shit ALWAYS happen to me?

Or how about this one... I get in a raise, re-raise war w/ the chip leader w/ K/Jo in the pocket on a King high rainbow board. I finally go all in, and he calls...

and turns over J8s. He has NO pair, and No over cards.

The turn - a spade

the river - another spade... he makes the Jack high flush off runner runner spades.

again, are you fucking kidding me? where the hell do they find these people?

Last and not least, I call a smallish pre-flop raise w/ Q8std and get heads up. I flop two pair, and call my opponent's all in, putting him on AQ. he turns over aces, but i'm not too worried, cause i still have two pair...

naturally he catches runner runner diamonds for the ace high flush. I would have MUCH rather lost to a higher two pair if it's all the same to Poker stars thanks...

It's just bullshit. If i get my money in w/ the worst hand, I almost NEVER suckout... i'm just not that lucky. If i get it in ahead, i'm almost sure to lose.

how can one person be so fucking unlucky? This is no illusionary correlation either, for you psych majors out there that think i'm exaggerating. Someone please tell me how to deal w/ these beats?!